Doors Open 1:30PM
Screenings 2:00PM
Tickets £4 (£3 conc)
Deptford Film Festival is a bi-monthly international film festival based in Deptford South London, at the community cinema Deptford Cinema. The festival aims to provide a platform for all types of short form film, with a nominated genre for every event to rotate annually. This season is comedy shorts.
Please note that although not classified, many of the films will only be suitable for adults. Films below are not necessarily in screening order.
Just (Visa) Married - Cassia Price
United Kingdom, 4 minutes 30 seconds
Lex is super emosh and Zahra just. can’t. pee. Having just got (visa) married, best friends Zahra and Lexi are down to celebrate, but end up spending most of their night in classic L+Z style… in the bathroom.
Hello, I'm Depressed - Alex Smith
United States , 2 minutes 45 seconds
A story about a man with a broken heart who finds a sympathetic ear in an unlikely source.
404_Error_Not_Found - Rebecca Flynn
Ireland , 3 minutes 49 seconds
404 Error Not Found is a representation of the primal frustration one feels when technology doesn't do as it should. Phones and computers were created to help us and to make life easier however in present times we are now required to have these things and are slaves to them.
Party Animal - Alexander Nijhoff and Olivia Parkinson
United Kingdom, 8 minutes 15 seconds
A university student's first meeting with his in-laws turns from awkward to disastrous when he accidentally kills their pet dog at a Christmas party.
Harvest fest - Olof Berghe
Sweden, 1 minute
Bertil sits in his kitchen when the phone starts ringing. The man on the phone is a neighbour who asks Bertil to come over and watch TV. But Bertil has bigger plans.
An Artist's Dream - Meghan Hemelt
United States , 6 minutes 38 seconds
A college student reanimates her film hero, Edwin S. Porter, to help with her final project.
No Signal - Franc Kopic
Slovenia, 2 minutes
When an explorer goes into the jungle to film some monkeys, he finds himself up against nature and technology at the same time.
Kubrick's Coat - Charlotte Hickford
United Kingdom, 14 minutes 27 seconds
A young man's life is transformed when he acquires the coat of his hero, the legendary film director Stanley Kubrick. However, things do not go to plan.
Practices from Beyond - Francesco Santoro
Italy, 9 minutes 48 seconds
Madness, a demon on his first day of job at Beyond Inc. , a souls-gathering society nearly bankrupting, is instructed by the Infernal Chairman to do a banal administrative job: collect a soul of an old woman and let her pass away. Will he succeed?
Lottery Dream - Thomas F. O'Brien
United States, 1 minute
Lottery Dream is about a woman who dreams she is told the winning lottery numbers. While this exact topic may not have happened to others, the result of what happens when she returns to reality is something everyone can certainly relate to.
Far East - Cristina Puccinelli
Italy , 15 minutes
A crabby old man loses his Ukraine caregiver. He feels alone and his desperation will push him to a long journey, seeking for affection.
Say What!: A Geriatric Proposal - Aaron Weinstein
United States, 5 minutes 31 seconds
At a post-concert reception, a young jazz musician tries to survive aggressive grannies and other terrifying beasts.
RINGO ROCKET STAR and his song for Yuri Gagarin - Rene Nuijens
Netherlands, 9 minutes 59 seconds
‘RINGO ROCKET STAR and his song for Yuri Gagarin' is a dry tragic musical comedy (short) film about a gipsy guy who does think he can be famous by writing a song for the first man in the space 'YURI GAGARIN'...
Can I Get a Refund? - Daniel Johnson
United Kingdom , 4 minutes 6 seconds
A woman attempts to get a refund for a bad coffee.
Ball - Enrico Mughetti
United Kingdom , 2 minutes 25 seconds
A painter has to deal with a hostile subject .
Figaro - Dimitris Andjus
Greece, 6 minutes 47 seconds
A young woman struggles with her PGAD in her daily life! Finally she discovers that everything is possible to achieve her goals!
Spokke - Jim Archer
United Kingdom , 2 minutes 35 seconds
A crime occurs on the boundary between two police forces, but all is not as it seems. Two weary policemen from either side of the county line must work in tandem, learning that two heads (and wheels) are better than one.
Pay Me No Mime - Jes Vasquez
United States , 4 minutes 46 seconds
A mime falls for a passerby who doesn't see what's right in front of him.
Deano - Joe Pearson
United Kingdom, 10 minutes 30 seconds
A young man experiences his first existential crisis whilst on a lad's outing to the pub.